Go as Me Weeds Go Now

Dear Noah,

The distinctive double-rapping call of that endangered bird was overheard recently in the plaintiff's pantry frittering near an erstwhile bandanna look-alike locale.

This makes no sense to you, dear downy dollface. But stay awhile. If you can, preserve double the species. Go as me weeds go now. Into the downright doofus whirl.

And so, let us preserve: count out fledgling iambs in woonsocket's mortal-marshy illness. Test all dormouse dentists for high densities of sensitive stupidness. Depict green beads at perfect rest in brooks of licorice. Pinpoint, in goddamned moraine-time, arachnid tugs and lords. Waylay and plant all lambent mongoose jaws. Co∞n up the rouged and curvy seeds of underland, so they may fly.

Can you keep a secret?

I am queen of the cabinets.

Now y'all go off and have a blessèd day.

(Unfathomably yours)