Dress pet peeves

If you are going to wear this dress

you have to respect the rules

Yes, they are conservative and strict

but this is our history and heritage

For example

you should always wear a petticoat

Your dress should be high-neck—

nothing off the shoulders

Your hair cannot be down

it should be gathered at the neck

held by a ribbon

tied in a perfect butterfly bow

I am offended

when you don’t observe the requirements

This attire has a long tradition

We are representing our culture