A Guy in a Black SUV

As I slowly inch toward the toll booth

A guy in a black SUV

Cuts

In front of me

Pretends I’m not there

Simply edges forward

In his massive black machine

I mutter but I do nothing

However

If this guy had done

This

To my mother

She would

Without a second’s hesitation

Slam her car into his

Leap out

Of hers

Smash his windshield

With a crow bar

While swearing at him

Like a wild woman

And as the guy would

Jump out of his vehicle

Running toward her

Screaming

“Are you crazy?”

She would swiftly kick him in the nuts

And as he would crumble to the ground

Holding his privates

(This magnificent fury

Beyond his comprehension)

He would simply reiterate “Are

You crazy?”

What a woman