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Turkey Buzzards

They've been so long above it all,

         those two petals

so steeped in style they seem to stall

         in the kettle

simmering over the town dump

         or, better still,

the neon-flashed, X-rated rump

         of fresh roadkill

courtesy of the interstate

         that Eisenhower

would overtake in the home straight

         by one horsepower,

the kettle where it all boils down

         to the thick scent

of death, a scent of such renown

         it's given vent

to the idea buzzards can spot

          a deer carcass

a mile away, smelling the rot

          as, once, Marcus

Aurelius wrinkled his nose

        at a gas leak

from the Great Sewer that ran through Rome

        to the Tiber

then went searching out, through the gloam,

          one subscriber

to the other view that the rose,

         full-blown, antique,

its no-frills ruff, the six-foot shrug

         of its swing-wings,

the theologian's and the thug's

         twin triumphings

in a buzzard's shaved head and snood,

          buzz-buzz-buzzy,

its logic in all likelihood

          somewhat fuzzy,

would ever come into focus,

         it ever deign

to dispense its hocus-pocus

         in that same vein

as runs along an inner thigh

          to where, too right,

the buzzard vouchsafes not to shy

          away from shite,

its mission not to give a miss

        to a bête noire,

all roly-poly, full of piss

        and vinegar,

trying rather to get to grips

        with the grommet

of the gut, setting its tinsnips

         to that grommet

in the spray-painted hind's hindgut

          and making a

sweeping, too right, a sweeping cut

          that's so blasé

it's hard to imagine, dear Sis,

          why others shrink

from this sight of a soul in bliss,

           so in the pink

from another month in the red

          of the shambles,

like a rose in over its head

          among brambles,

unflappable in its belief

          it's Ararat

on which the Ark would come to grief,

         abjuring that

Marcus Aurelius humbug

          about what springs

from earth succumbing to the tug

          at its heartstrings,

reported to live past fifty,

          as you yet may,

dear Sis, perhaps growing your hair

          in requital,

though briefly, of whatever tears

           at your vitals,

learning, perhaps, from the nifty,

           nay thrifty, way

these buzzards are given to stoop

           and take their ease

by letting their time-chastened poop

          fall to their knees

till they're almost as bright with lime

          as their night roost,

their poop containing an enzyme

          that's known to boost

their immune systems, should they prong

           themselves on small

bones in a cerebral cortex,

          at no small cost

to their well-being, sinking fast

          in a deer crypt,

buzzards getting the hang at last

          of being stripped

of their command of the vortex

           while having lost

their common touch, they've been so long

          above it all.

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