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Getting Ahead
A college job was standing In shade with a rake, Another was pulling weeds By the fistful-bitter tufts Yanked with the chant, She loves me, she loves me not. I had both of these jobs In junior college, And one Cinco de Mayo limped home With a stone in my left shoe. My brother had the better job Of painting numbers on Curbs. I clopped home, Lame as a burro, And floated in water, Me a geography major Without one turn in the Seven Seas. I rolled in the bathtub Like a whale and got out Dripping. My hippie brother joked, Oh, geographer, where didst thou go? I answered, O, Picasso of stencil-numbered curbs, To the depths of our one-foot tub. We ate Top Ramen And looked from our balcony. The whole town needed a raking And numbers on the curbs. We were getting ahead. In Economic Geography, we took field trips, Once to blink at blinking chickens And another to a garment shop, Mexican women like our mothers, The voodoo of pins jutting from their mouths. This didn't make me happy, Nor did the trip To a small airfield. When the crop duster pilot cranked the propeller, The wind of its blurring spin Pulled homework from our arms- Binder paper beating like gulls. We screamed, laughed, and tiptoed for the homework, For the B's and A's dancing above our heads- That day, in propeller wind, The true case of inflated grades.