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Bank Holiday Sunday on the Canal
Middle-aged argosies, each with a standard wife in the prow and an old narrow-boat, rude with flashy red roses and a load of tourists who've all gone daft and are waving foolishly. From the bank three dredger men drag a resisting dredger up-stream on a rope. Along the tow-path families with prams and grans, bramblers with bags and pans, the amorous with sweating hands parade before a deck-chaired audience. A back-cloth of terraced cottages looks obligingly picturesque: cat, cockdoodle, an allotment of cloched cabbages, runner beans up sticks, a window-sill of Mary-Mary shells. Back stage, on the mud flats, the naked hulks of old abandoned colliers are sunk in mire. Sea-gulls, like reminders of swan-maidens, land and are only sea-side tarts who hoik up their skirts and on high toes pick their way across the mud looking for worms.