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How to Play FIGHT!
First you must talk until the jar is full of words. Give an equal number to each player who loves the other. It doesn’t matter at this stage what they say. Now turn over your words so the letters face down shamefully. Assemble your words into sentences, or what look like sentences blank side up— you never flip them over. Now take turns reading your sentences at the loudest possible volume. The round ends when each player finally quits. Sentences may be repeated. You never listen. You are always interrupting. Sentences may be repeated. Now both players are yelling together so no one can understand ever. This goes on. Date night. Reconnect. Everyone finds the dark. Of course no one wins. It’s not a game. For two players.